apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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