PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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