Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I see more hoeing in ur future
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