I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
