Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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