he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
was it more than 30 minutes?
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then you're in a relationship
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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