he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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