dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
