all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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