I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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