Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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