I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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