It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
