Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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