peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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