There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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