If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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