Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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