Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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