wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
