I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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