He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The struggles of a small town man whore
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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