You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
