New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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