My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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