I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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