morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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