it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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