Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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