these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Shame - the story of my life.
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