If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
