For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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