There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just cropdusted the office
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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