OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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