she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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