Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
