We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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