So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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