We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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