BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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