If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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