S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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