No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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