spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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