All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
