who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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