It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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