So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize