Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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