Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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