I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Come share oat with me in your robe
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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