Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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