I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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